814 - The Saint Valentine's day's gift.

When she got her gift, she felt really excited to hear the meowing coming out of the box; her boyfriend had given her what she wanted: a cat!

Feeling excited, she took the animal out of the box, raised it in the air and, after hugging it and kissing it, she put it down and read the note that had come with the package.

"I really hope you enjoy the gift, although it is the last one you'll receive from me, because I don't want to be a part of this relationship anymore; I love you very much, but I cannot stand your jealousy and your scenes; I hope that one day you'll learn how to control yourself and stop being such a stalker and obsessive, so you can find someone to love you because, otherwise, this small little cat I am giving you today  will be the first one of many that you'll end up having when you get old and single."

The end.

Published on February 14th, 2015.

813 - Love after death.

Just before the zombie ate the last piece of brain that was left on earth, he saw, a far, the zombie women whom he had loved while human; and, approaching her, he invited her to share the brain with him; just as they had done, when they were alive, the night they met, with the last piece of chocolate cake that was left on that fancy restaurant.

The end.

Published on February 13th, 2015.

812 - Infidelity and pretense.

When she got home, after having an affair with her lover, she found his husband with anther women.

"What are you doing with that women???!!" she screamed, faking rage and desperation, while her heart raced of emotion because, finally, she would have an excuse to divorce him and be happy with her other man, whom, according to her, was her true love.

The end.

Published on February 12th, 2015.

811 - Love emergency.

While her husband was in the shower, in the date she had planned to revive the spark of love of their relationship that, little by little, had started to fade away due to his absorbing job as a doctor; the cellphone of his husband ringed.

"Hello?" .
"Hi, is the doctor around? One of his patients just arrived to the hospital and need to be urgently attended"
"I'm sorry" said the woman "but the doctor is unavailable at this moment because he is attending another emergency more important to him."

The end.

Published on February 11th, 2015.

810 - Case solved.

When she walked in the detective's office and saw the tall, well-built and mystery man standing next to the window, her heart jumped and felt breathless.

"Good morning, Miss, How can I help you?" asked the detective when he saw her, with a gentle voice and looking her in the eyes.
"I... I... Well..." she said, lost in the brown eyes of such magestic man "I had come here to hire your services to help me find the love of my life, but..."
"But..?" questioned her the detective.
"But I think I have already found him" she sais, blushing.

The end.

Published on February 10th, 2015.

809 - A sacrifice of love.

"Happy Saint Valentin's day my darling!!!" she was told by her new boyfriend, while he gave her a huge box of chocolates; and she, after kissing and thanking him for the present, picked, with shaky hands, one of the chocolates and put it in her mouth even though she knew she was allergic to it.

The end.

Published on February 9th, 2015. 

808 - Valentine's day wishes.

A caring and loving boyfriend took his girlfriend, to celebrate Valentine's day, to a mysterious and exclusive sacred temple where they were given a small piece of paper to write three wishes about the other.

The boyfriend, excited, because, according to the legend, the wishes that one wrote in the those pieces of paper always come true, wrote:

• I wish she never gets tired of me.
• I wish she alway stays by my side.
• I wish  she loves me forever.

While the girlfriend wrote:

• I wish he becomes a millionaire.
• I wish he marries me.
• I wish he dies young.

The end.

Published on February 8th, 2015.

807 - The greatests days of a regular man.

Once upon a time there was a regular man, like you or like me, that everyday, when he woke up, he told himself: "Today would be a great day full of adventures."

After he told himself his motto, the regular man had his breakfast, went to his job, checked his email, then, at mid-day, he went to have lunch in the same old restaurant, after that he came back to his job, talked with his co-workers. Then, at five, he left his workplace, he complained about the traffic, he got home, he turned on the television and then, at eleven, he went to bed.

Once in bed, the regular man think to himself: "Wow! What a great day I've had!" remembering, with a smile on his face,  the briefs moments that had made his day different from any other day. Nevertheless, just before falling asleep, his smile broke and he thought for an instant "I hate my  monotonous and boring life."

The end.

Published on February 4th, 2015.

806 - The mutiny.

When the Captain of the boat found out what the crew was planning, he descended, stealthy, to his cabin, which was in the bottom of the ship; once there, after locking up his door, he pulled his desk to one side, rolled the carpet and, without hesitating, pulled the hidden plug to drown the boat, before the treacherous crew could execute their mischievous plan.

The end.

Published on January 28th, 2015.

805 - The really, really, malicious stepmother.

While I was sweeping the dinning room, my stepmother interrupted me for a brief second and stole the broom from my hands to start sweeping my feet.

"What are you doing?!" I asked her, exalted "You know that if a maiden gets its feet swept she will never marry!"
"Muahahahahaha!!!" She laughed, maliciously.

The end.

Published on January 23rd, 2015.