133 - Breaking news.

Everybody was waiting for the eleven o'clock newscast to hear the breaking news, but what newsman gave to their public wasn't the breaking news, because new breaking news were happening as the newsman was reporting.

The end.

Published on May 13th, 2011.

132 - The king's censorship.

The commoners, not knowing the new rule imposed by the king, weren't pleasantly surprised when they bought their favourite 18+ Magazines and found the face of their king censoring all the inappropriate parts of the models in the magazine they wished to see the most.

The end.

Published on May 12th, 2011.

131 - The fall of the cow.

When the humans fall on their knees to praise a God, just like the cows when they fall, they're unable to get back on their feet and continue with their lives on their own.

The end.

Published on May 11th, 2011.

130 - The red ball.

The red ball was my son's favorite ball, He always played with it day and night, under the sun or under the rain, in the park or in the house: How I hate that God damned ball! Because even though all the moments of joy it gave to my beloved son, I'll never forget the day it decided to stop right in front of that moving truck.

The end.

Published on May 10th, 2011.

129 - Life project.

"Are you done yet?"

"Yeah..."

"And what are you going to do now?"

"Do you think that if I knew that I'd still be lying on the couch?"

The end.

Published on May 9th, 2011.

128 - In mother's day.

The little caterpillar came out of his hiding spot because he wanted to surprise his mother by giving her the biggest leaf of the tree where they lived, so he climbed and climbed until he finally reached the top of the tree, cut the leaf and when he was about to start go down the tree he was attacked by a bird, a young bird that was very happy because he had found the perfect gift for his mother.

The end.

Published on May 8th, 2011.

127 - Social Web-Sites.

Spiders set special Sites in their Spider-Webs to keep in touch with their relatives and friends, which brings problems, gossiping and misunderstandings; but just as the humans, that's what spiders live for.

The end.

Published on May 7th, 2011.

126 - The snail race.

And by the time the snails reached the finish line, the trace of slime they had left on the start line was already dried.

The end.

Published on May 6th, 2011.

125 - A not so very prodigal son.

His father decided to erase him from his will right before his death.

The end.

Published on May 5th, 2011.

123 - The exorcism.

A thousand of prayers were prayed for him, a hand was set upon his head by the priest, holy water was spread over his body and a cross was put over his chest even though he didn't vomit any green stuff, nor try to desecrated a crucifix, nor his head rotated 360 degrees over his neck, because it wasn't a demon that was inside his body, but a very quick mind that was attacking his feelings.

The end.

Published on May 3rd, 2011.

124 - The importance of grammar.

Grammar is important because it is not the same to say "I love you," "I love you?" nor "I? Love you!"

The end.

Published on May 4th, 2011.

122 - Holiday.

(5/2/1998) Not a single wand should be raised to work, fight nor clean, today we only celebrate, eat and dance because he-who-must-not-be-named have finally die.

The end.

Published on May 2nd, 2011.

121 - Alzheimer.

My grandma knitted me a pair of gloves and a scarf for winter, I will never use them, though; because my poor senile grandma have forgotten that we live in a tropical weather country.

The end.

Published on May 1st, 2011.

120 - Most wanted: Peter Pan.

Flying over London, Peter Pan is always using his smile, his words and fairy dust to kidnap the most prettiest and innocent girls to play with them and make them his mother.

The end.

Published on April 30th, 2011.

119 - The castaway

"Help! Help!" - screamed  the castaway from the small island he were on, and a seagull that was flying near him approached him and pecked him gently.

The end.

Published on April 29th, 2011

118 - Daniela's diary.

Dear diary;

Today I was playing tennis with my friends when out of the sudden a tall skinny guy all dressed in black with a withe hoodie took a sit in the harrows and watched us play, I shared a awkward look with my friends and continue playing even though I kept my eye on the boy, he looked so sad and empty, but as I played with my friends and joked about it, I saw him smile, and he even threw us the ball when it went to stop near him. He sit there and watched us play for almost half of an hour, and I noticed he was keeping the score of the game for himself, and then just as he came, he stood up and left.
I wonder if I'll ever see him again or if the smile that my friends and I stole from him made his day.

xoxo, Dany.

The end.

Published on April 28th, 2011.

117 - It's a pear.

The pear is paciently waiting for her lover to give him the good news, and the more she waits for him, the more pear the good news become.

The end.

Published on April 27th, 2011.

116 - Hidden messages.

A triangle, an eye, a gesture with the hand, a goat and a lot bunch of things that may look insignificant but that are trying to control your mind without you even realizing it.

The end.

Published on April 26th, 2011.

115 - Sailing journal.

Day 1: Today I was separated from the world I knew and from my mates, I am alone now and in disposition of the captain.
Day 2: The captain assigned me a very special task, it looks like I am going to be the boat, but I think that by that he means that I am going to be in charge of everything.
Day 3: As soon as I woke up, the captain started to dress me up with my new uniform, it is too colorful for my taste I may say.
Day 4: What is going on? The captain had taken me by surprise and have started to fold me and transfigure me, Ouch! It hurts!
Day 5: I have become a brand new Boat and the captain gave me a new name today.
Day 6: I'm sailing on my first voyage, I am very excited!
Day 7: What's going on? I am sinking and falling apart! Help!
Day 8: This are my last words, sheets of paper were not born to become boats, but I am departing from this world very happy because I'll never forget the smile and happiness I gave to the captain from the very moment he ripped me off of my notebook.

The end.

Published on April 25th, 2011.

114 - Waiting for the sun.

The habitants of the South Pole were lying on their beds, waiting for their alarm clock to ring and for the sun to rise to start their day, they were tired of resting.

The end.

Published on April 24th, 2011.

113 - A literary date.

In a April 23 of many many years ago, Cervantes and Shakespeare met in hell to drink a beer, talk about books, words, literature and women.

The end.

Published on April 23rd, 2011.

112 - A cards game.

When the deck gather together to play, the Ace, having an Human up his sleeve, wins every game they play.

The end.

Published on April 22nd, 2011.

111 - The cage.

While he was moving back and forth in his swing, the idea of flying away occurred to him, but when he spread his wings up, they got hurt because of the size of his cage, it was too tight. So he tried to escape but he couldn't break the padlock that kept him locked, and form that day on you can hear him sing a sad and melancholy song about how much he would've liked to be a little canary instead of a human.

The end.

Published on April 21st, 2011.

110 - Literary worlds.

To take a break from his awful reality, he used to escape to the different worlds that his best friends, the books, had to offer.

The end.

Published on April 20th, 2011.

109 - The metoerite.

A boy that was playing with his tricycle on the outskirts of the city saw a meteorite fall to the earth, the boy   surprised and scared went to the place where the meteorite had crashed and he found a red rock that was glowing due to its high temperature and when he first saw it he thought "A star have fallen from the sky"

So the boy waited for the rock to cool down, took it and he tried to throw it back again to the outer space because he didn't want that the wish that the star had upon it never come true, so he threw and threw the meteorite with all his strength until he got very tired, but it didn't even reached the sky.

Nowadays that boy isn't a boy any more, he is an astronaut, and the first thing he did when he went to the outer space was to put back where it belong the star he had found so many years ago, so that somewhere in the earth the childish wish of a sad adult come true.

The end.

Published on April 19th, 2011.

108 - Graceful moves.

The spiders, like if they were on the ballet, were moving gracefully from side to the other of the stage, knitting the spider-web that warded their moves and assured them their dinner.

The end.

Published on April 18th, 2011.

107 - The dream of every paper serviette.

Every paper serviette dream about having an extreme makeover to become green and valuable.

The end.

Published on April 17th, 2011.

106 - Lycanthropy.

Once a month He wakes up out of his bed, in the nearest forest to his town, with his clothes all torn up and spilled with blood, with pieces of meat between his teeth, a hoarse voice and with a weird soreness in all his muscles...
It have happened again and will continue to happen every month until the moon doesn't rise up in the sky any more.

The end.

Published on April 16th, 2011.

105 - Martin.

If you ever asked about Martin everyone would say "He is the happiest man in town! Every morning he comes out of his house with a big smile on his face, and  he comes back in the night with a even bigger smile, regardless how hard his day would have been"; but that's because nobody really know anything about Martin, because if they did, everyone would say "He is the saddest man on earth!"

The end.

Published on April 15th, 2011.

104 - The boy who reads Kafka.

The boy who reads Kafka started to acquire abilities to deep reasoning and also he started to criticize the way humans think and act like if he wasn't one of them.

The end.

Published on April 14th, 2011.

103 - 12/21/2012

All the humans ran scared to hide under their hatches to try to survive the end of the world.
When the Creator arrived to the earth, he found not a single soul walking on it and that made him so disappointed and anger that he destroyed everything that crossed his path.

The end.

Published on April 13th, 2011.