When the glowing lips of the angel touched his forehead, a warm light invaded his body and he felt sure that the darkness that lived inside his heart, someday, will be just part of his dark past.
Friday, March 20, 2015
679 - The angel's kiss.
Thursday, March 19, 2015
678 - Cyber arrest.
"Get those hands away from the keyboard and put them behind your head!" screamed the policeman when he broke out into his room without even knocking "you have the right to remain silent, anything you post on twitter or facebook, can, and will be used against you!" continued the policeman as he handcuffed him and took him away from the computer.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
677 - Failed attempt.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
676 - Walpurgisnacht.
"C'mmon girls! Hurry up! We're running late!" urged the witch to her little witches from the door of her chocolate house.
Monday, March 16, 2015
675 - The cheap magician.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!" Screamed the girl who was inside the box when the magician inserted the first sword into it.
Friday, March 13, 2015
674 - The she wolf.
In the room 16 of the cheapest motel:
"Aaugh! What are you doing?" I asked her.
"I'm marking my territory" she whispered to my ear, and kept on biting me and kissing hard in my neck until she made a hickey.
Thursday, March 12, 2015
673 - J-35-U-5, our savior!
Year: 5k33
Spatial base: M-4-R-5
"Since the server that provides Infranet is overheated, our scientist have analyzed the problem and have discovered that this is happening because the capacity of it have passed it limit by one; and the only way to fix it, is by unplugging one of us out of the server, which will be chosen randomly..."
But when he heard the announce of the leader of the base, the human, J-35-U-5, was moved by the faces of horror of all the people who was hearing the announce in the main square of the spatial base, and did something no one had made in more than five thousands years.
"Me!" he screamed "Unplug me!"
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
672 - Perspectives of the city from the heart.
From the point of view of a young and single man: "Ugh! I hate this city, it's so small and boring, there's nothing to do in here!"
From the point of view of a young man in love: "This city is amazing, it's so big, and have so many places I wanna go with my darling that I don't think this lifetime would be enough for us to explore it completely!"
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
671 - The test: Positive.
When the nurse called my name and gave me the sealed envelope, I opened it with shaking hands, and I shocked when I saw the results:
Monday, March 9, 2015
670 - Heaven in modern times.
Ever since Saint Peter bought a computer, the long queues to get into Heaven are now shorter, because with just a click, Saint Peter can check the internet history of the souls who wants to get into Heaven and send them to Hell.
Friday, March 6, 2015
669 - A closed door conversation.
*Cling, crash!
When they heard the sound, they shut up instantly, and when they opened the door to see what have happened, they only found, in the empty hallway, the broken pieces of a glass cup.
Thursday, March 5, 2015
668 - In times of war.
"Hahahahaha"
A laugh was heard in the distance, and everyone was surprised that there were still someone who could be able to laugh despite everything they were going through.
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
667 - The eternal rest.
He: Honey, I'm so tired, I'm going to take a little rest before dinner, could you let me know when is ready? Couldn't you?
She: Okay, honey, I'd let you know.
...
She: Honey, dinner is ready!
She: Honey, come down to eat!!!
She: Honey?
She: Honey, dinner is ready already!!!!
She: Honey?
She: Honey, wake up, dinner is ready!!!
She: Honey!!!!
She: HONEY... NO... WHY???!!!
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
666 - The beast.
Once upon a time, there was an small town that lived under the fear of a terrible beast that hide in a cave of one of the mountains nearby.
One day, a brave young man decided to go kill the beast; but when he entered the cave where it lived, he didn't find anything but an white goat sleeping soundly; and, worried for the animal to be kill in the return of the beast, the young man took the goat with him back to the small town.
That night, the beast attacked the small town and killed, bloodily, everyone, but the young man, who, when he woke up the following morning, found the white goat covered in stains of blood and sleeping soundly.
Monday, March 2, 2015
665 - Love at second sight.
And when I put on my glasses and I could see her better, I fell in love immediately.