751 - The heart-breaker phoenix.

The heart-breaker phoenix loved to play with fire, caring little if he get burned, because he knew too well, that if that would happen, he would rise from his own ashes.

The end.

Published on June 11th, 2014.

750 - Like mother, like daughter.

When she realized she was becoming more and more like her mother, she decided to get a sterilization to never have a daughter like herself.

The end.

Published on June 8th, 2014.

749 - The beginning of the zombie apocalypse.

When the first zombie woke up after a couple of months after his death, he realized that all his flesh was fetid and filled by worms, therefore he picked up the phone and made a call:

"911 what's your emergency?"

"He...llo I thi...nk I'm de...ad!" he said, trying to sound the more human he could "Co...me and get ... me!"

"Ha-ha-ha, very funny sir, we loved being pranked like that,  I hope come alive soon, bye!" said the girl of 911 sarcastically, and hung up the phone abruptly.

The end.

Published on June 5th, 2014.

748 - Stalkers: A series of misunderstood causalities.

"Here too?! Look! Look! That's the guy I told you about, I've been running into him everywhere lately, I think he is stalking me, I'm starting to get a little bit scared" She told her friend; while the guy she was talking about, was telling his friend the same thing about her.

The end.

Published on June 1st, 2014.

747 - Guilty conscience.

Every day he spent hours and hours in front of the sink, trying to wash away the stains of blood that remained in his hands after having murdered his brother a couple of years ago; but no matter how many times he washed his hands, nor how much soap he used, the stains of blood would not go away.

The end.

Published on May 29th, 2014.

746 - Schizophrenia.

And just because they cannot see them, nor hear them, they say I'm crazy.

The end.

Published on May 20th, 2014.

745 - The pretentious butterfly.

As soon as she came out of her cocoon, the pretentious butterfly let her pass behind, and now, when the ugly caterpillars approach her to ask her if it hurt to became a beauty butterfly, she ignore them because she doesn't like to be seen with ugly and fat caterpillars.

The end.

Published on May 18th, 2014.

744 - The flower's prediction.

While she was waiting for her layer to arrive to sign the divorce papers, she remembered the day her husband proposed her, and how, that same morning, before he had come with the ring, she had been very sad, because she had spent several hours at the garden, picking up flowers and pulling out its petals asking them if he loved her or if he loved her not; and every time she did it, all the flowers agreed that he loved her not.

The end.

Published on May 14th, 2014.

743 - A stormy summer day.

Decided to have fun all and every single day of summer, little Tommy sat next to the window and had fun all the afternoon making imaginary races with the drops of rain that crashed against the glass, and which, then, rapidly, rolled down to the window sill; he wasn't going to let the stormy day, which should have been a sunny one, ruin one of his summer days.

The end.

Published on May 11th, 2014.

742 - The magic beans.

And just as his parents told him, he had been tricked, the beans never germinated.

The end.

Published on May 9th, 2014.

741 - The resurrection.

After having him three days at hell, the Devil, Lucifer, decided to send Jesus back with his Father to Heaven, because he was such a killjoy.

The end.

Published on April 20th, 2014.

740 - The lazy bear.

While all the other bears jumped into the river to hunt the fatter and more delicious salmons, the lazy bear sat next to river, waiting for a clueless salmon to jump off of it and land near him to eat it.

The other bears, seeing what their friend was doing, criticized him and roared him things that only bears can understand; but the lazy bear ignored them, and kept waiting next to river for a lucky strike.

At night, all the other bears went back to their caves, happy and proud of the salmons they had hunted during the hard day of work; and the lazy bear, just like them, also, went back to his cave, happy and proud of the two skinny salmons that had jumped off the river that day and that had satisfied  his hunger in a easy way, without doing much work.

The  end.

Published on April 17th, 2014.

739 - Philosophic diet.

Every night before falling asleep, he spent hours and hours rolling in the bed, thinking about life, it's meaning and sense; but all this thoughts depressed him, because he always came to the conclusion that life was worthless, because in the end, we all are going to die.

Tired of all this, he decided to start an strict diet in which he made his last meal at 6 p.m. therefore, at night, while he spent his hours rolling in the bed before falling asleep, instead of thinking about life, he thought about what he was going to have for breakfast the next morning; ans since then, he was very happy in his ignorance.

The end.

Published on April 7th, 2014. 

738 - Property settlement.

And when we signed up the divorce papers, he took half of the car, of the house, of my bank accounts, and he also took half of my heart.

The end.

Published on April 3rd, 2014.