773 - Addictive kisses.

Secretly, she always had a sip of whiskey before kissing her ex alcoholic husband, so he would never leave her side nor her kisses.

The end.

Published on September 28th, 2014.

772 - The boy of the black bile.

The boy of the black bile spent his days sitting next to the window, looking, between sighs, without looking the cars and people passing by. He never said a word and if some one asked him what was wrong, he would just sigh and denied everything with his head or with a wave of his hand.

Some have said that they had seen him smile in grey and rainy days; but that's something very difficult to believe, because just by looking at him, he makes that  even the most brilliant and radiant yellow bile turn grey and dark.

The end.

Published on September 27th, 2014.

771 - Hypocrite old ladies.

After the old ladies had said they were sorry for her lost to their neighbor, whom had lost her youngest child because he had committed suicide. The four old ladies of the block wiped their tears and gathered in a corner to have a drink and talk about the deceased.

Old lady No. 1: "I heard the boy killed himself because he had broken up with his girlfriend."
Old lady No. 2: "Really? I heard otherwise, and that the boy had killed himself because he had gotten her pregnant."
Old lady No. 3: "You, old ladies, are so story makers! I was told by someone very close to the family that the boy killed himself because he was gay!"
old lady No.4: "No, you are all wrong, the boy didn't kill himself, he died of overdose, he was a drug addict."

And that's how the old ladies spent the afternoon, talking and making stories about the suicide of the boy that didn't even come close to the reality.

The end.

Published on September 21st, 2014.

770 - Powerful last-names.

"... that would be all?" asked the cashier.
"Yes."
"Could you give me your name for the bill, please?"
"John Rockefeller."
"Oh, like the cheese?" joked the cashier, smiling.
"No" answered John angry "The cheese is Roquefort, I am Rockefeller and you, lady, are fired."
"What did you say?"
"¡You are fired!"

And doing a sign of his hand to his assistant, the man made all the paperwork and, in less that five minutes, John had purchased the market and had fired the poor cashier.

The end.

Published on September 15th, 2014.

769 - The selfish one.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" screamed the prettiest flower in the park when the selfish one approached her to pick her off the garden.
"Can't you see?" answered the selfish one "I'm going to pick you off the garden to take you home with me."
"But why?" asked the flower "Can't you see I'm the prettiest one around here? If you take me home with you, no one else could see my beauty."
"I know and that's why I'm taking you home, so you'd be all mine and only I could see your beauty without sharing you with anyone else."

So the selfish one did and, a couple of days later, the prettiest flower withered so the selfish one went to the park again to pick the prettiest flower in the garden to make it his.

The end.

Published on September 12th,2014.

768 - The power of the high heels.

When she went to the tribunals with her regular shoes, everyone there ignored her; but when she went, wearing her high heels and making tap, tap tap with every step she took,  everyone in the tribunals stopped for a moment to help her with her case.

The end.

Published on September 5th, 2014.

767 - The bravest kid.

In a kingdom where were only two kids, one fearful while the other fearless, they decided to make a competition to find out who was the bravest of them both.

After the competition finished, and both kids had fought agaisnt dragons, swam in a pond of crocodiles and climbed tree so high that they reached the sky. The jury decided that the bravest kid of the kingdom was not the fearless one, whom had finished the competition first and had get all the obstacles done in the blink of an eye, but the fearful one, whom had come last. Because even though he was afraid of dragons, water, high places and a lot of more things, he had faced his fears and had finished all the obstacles without letting them stop him. And that's what mean to be brave.

The end.

Published on September 1st, 2104.

766 - The blessing curse of the good evil witch.

While everyone in the kingdom thought that the witch had cursed the Princess because she had locked her with a dragon in a far away tower; the witch thought she was doing her a favor, instead. Because, in that way, she was reassuring that the Princess will only marry with a Prince strong enough and brave enough who would love her enough to go look for her in that tower and fight a dragon for her.

The end.

Published on August 26th, 2014.

765 - Anxiety.

Even though the sun came out and the little birds were singing from the trees again, for him the storm  never stopped.

The end.

Published on August 24th, 2014.

764 - The secret of the lone wolf.

A: "Why are you always alone?"
B: "Because I am a lone wolf."
A: "And that doesn't make you feel, you know, lonely?"
B: "Yes, it does, but that's exactly why I became a lone wolf, because I got tired of waiting for someone to come and make me company, therefore I decided to come out to the world  to do whatever I wanted to do all by myself, alone, but still hoping to meet someone along the way.

The end.

Published on August 17th, 2014.

763 - The demanding Princess.

When the Princess saw from the window of her tower that the Prince who had come to save her was ugly, chubby, and small, and that he had arrived riding a donkey instead of a white stallion; she ran, quickly, to hide under the bed and told the dragon to tell the Prince that she had already been rescued.

The end.

Published on August 10th, 2014.

762 - The yellow warming.

In those days when he didn't want to deal with anyone and felt that he couldn't take it anymore: his job, his friends, his life; he wore a yellow warming which read "Beware, emotional." so everyone would be aware of his situation and they could treat him with extreme delicacy.

The end.

Published on August 7th, 2014.

761 - No guns no fun.

Before the judge came 10 poachers of lions, and when the judge asked them why they did it, they answered:

"Because hunting is our passion and our favorite sport."

So, the judge, noticing the flame of passion that burned in the eyes of the poachers when they talked of their favorite sport, he sentenced them to hunt a lion; but this time under the same conditions of the animal: without any guns and naked, to make it a fair-play.

During their last hunt, none of the ten poachers enjoyed their favorite sport, because, instead od the flame of passion that burned in their eyes when they talked about hunting, one could only see the fear and horror they were feeling for being unarmed and naked in front of such terrible animal.

The end.

Published on August 4th, 2014.

760 - The magic lamp.

While the young boy was walking down the street thinking about his impossible love, he looked up to the sky and noticed a cloud which had the shape of a magic lamp. Using his imagination, the boy rubbed the lamp which made a genie emerged from  it, and before the genie could say something, the boy wished three times that his impossible love become possible.

By the time the young boy had finished making his wishes, a furious wind blew away the cloud which had the shape of a magic lamp; therefore, when the young boy remembered that genies were not allowed to make anybody fall in love with anybody else, and looked up to the sky to re-make his wishes, it was too late.

The end.

Published on July 26th, 2014.

759 - The syringes, the results.

Everything changes, even if it doesn't look like it, like my fears of blood tests. When I was little, it scared me to death taking a blood test, because I was afraid of syringes, and now that I've grown up, it still scares me; but not due to the syringes anymore, but for the results and all the illness I could have caught during for living a wild life during all those years.

The end.

Published on July 17th, 2014.

758 - The heroine.

He says I'm his heroine...
because I saved him, I saved him, I saved him,
I loved him when everyone hated him,
I saved him, I saved him, I saved him.

He says I'm his heroine...
because I saved him, I saved him, I saved him,
I threw all his syringes and wiped all his lines,
I saved him, I saved him, I saved him.

He says I'm his heroine...
because I saved him, I saved him, I saved him,
I was patient and I never left him,
I saved him, I saved him, I saved him.

He says I'm his heroine...
because I saved him, I saved him, I saved him,
and he tells me that if I had not come, his previous heroin would have killed him.

The end.

Published on July 13th, 2014.

757 - Living in a poem.

Dear diary:

How you might well know, I like someone, and I don't know what to do about it, because everyday that pass I like him more, even though I don't even know his name and that  all this is really stupid,  I feel like I'm living in a poem, although I had never really understood poetry before; because every time I see him, I am head over heels, I can't breath, I feel I die even though my heart beats faster than ever, the neurons of my brain stop working but at the same time send stimulus all over my body; therefore, now I that I can feel all this when I see him, I can understand poetry, because things like this, feelings like this can only be read in poems.

The end.

Published on July 8th, 2014.