803 - The donut, the apple and the snake.

When Eve came back home from the gym, she found, over the table, a chocolate donut and a beautiful red apple and, just before picking which one would be her snack after her training session, a snake came out, hanging, from the ceiling and told her:

"Com'on! Grab it! You know you want it! Look how delicious it looks!"

And Eve, thinking that she was being stronger than the temptation, picked up the apple and bit it.

The end.

Published on January 22nd, 2015.

802 - Crime of passion.

When she told him she loved him and that she would do anything for him, his eyes lit and, shamelessly, he asked her:

"Really? Would you do anything for me?"
"Yes!" she answered.
"Even kill? Would you kill for me?" - he asked her, thinking about his other girlfriend, who had recently told him that she was pregnant.
"Yes!" She reassured him, without hesitation.

The end.

Published on January 18th, 2015.

801 - Home, sweet home.

After a long trip on her broom, when the witch came back to her home in the woods, which was made of gingerbread, chocolate and caramel. She took a piece of chocolate from the ceiling of her home, she ate it and read aloud the message of the carpet, which was made of bubblegum and which said: "Home, sweet home."

The end.

Published on January 6th, 2015.

800 - The boy and the unicorn.

Once upon a time, there was a groups of boys that always played soccer next to the forest and, one day, one of those boys kicked the ball so hard that it rolled into the forest and, before the other kids started to yell at him, he ran behind the ball to go for it, getting into the forest as well.

After a few minutes of following the trace of the ball and getting deeper into the woods, the boy found out that the ball had rolled up until a small clear a little bit further of the trees.

When the boy reached the small clear to pick up the ball, he froze, because just in the middle of the clear was a baby unicorn, as white as snow, lying on the grass; and the unicorn noticed the boy, who was watching him amused by its beauty.

After the boy realized that the unicorn had noticed he was there, he tried to get a step closer to the mystical animal, but as soon as he moved, the unicorn got in his for hoofs instantly; then the boy tried to explain to the animal with signs that he was there just to get the ball.

The unicorn, understanding the boy, got closer to the ball and tried to kick it with its hoofs but he only tripped himself and almost fell, then the mystical animal tried to pass the ball to the boy with his head, but, as soon as his beautiful long and sharp horn touched the ball, it exploded doing a loudly Boom! that scared the unicorn and made him run away between the trees until he got lost of sight.

The boy, then,  after snapping himself back from the amusement of all he had just seem, picked up the pinched ball and came back to where his friends were waiting. And when they saw him coming back with the ball pinched, the asked him: "What happened to the ball?!" and the boy just answered: "An evil hedgehog pinched it up."

The end.

Published on January 13th, 2015.

799 - Love triangle.

While the man spent his nights sleeping like a log, with his conscious clear as if he weren't doing anything wrong; his wife and the other women spent the night crying, one unable to sleep since she was too afraid that one day he would walk out of her life and leave her, and the other, unable to sleep due to the sadness and frustration that she felt because she knew that he would never be fully hers.

The end.

Published on January 12th, 2015.

798 - Fattening the piggy bank.

After they had passed several hours complaining about the behavior of their parent, the younger of the two brothers said:

"Why don't we kill father to receive his heritage?"
"Are you crazy or what?"
"I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking."
"We cannot kill father, well, not yet, we have to be patient and stand him a little bit longer, while he still can work and make more money for our heritage."
"Right! That's right, brother, you are so smart!"
"Of course, I'm the older, so when father reach the mid life crisis and start to spend all his money on traveling and needless luxuries we'll get rid of him."

The end.

Published on January 10th, 2015.

797 - The heritage.

"What are you doing??!!"
"I'm adding nutmeg to father's soufflé."
"Are you crazy?! Father is allergic to nuts!!"
"I know." She said, with a big evilly smile on her face.

The end.

Published on January 9th, 2015. 

796 - The untidy vampire.

Even though he knew that his friends didn't know how hard it was to tidy up when one doesn't have a reflection in the mirror. One full moon night, the vampire, who was the prettiest man when he was alive, killed all his friends and got drunk on their blood to forget all the bullying they did to him for being, all the time, untidy since he had become a vampire.

The end.

Published on January 6th, 2015.

795 - Th No. 1 Best seller.

He was decided, therefore, he picked a white sheet of paper and started to narrate: "Once upon a time..." even though he didn't know what the book would be about or how it would end, he did know that the only way to accomplish his dream of writing a book was starting it.

The end.

Published on January 1st, 2015.

794 - Love is not forever.

Two years after she sacrificed herself to save the life of his beloved, she started to roll over in her grave when he payed her a visit in the cemetery to tell her that he had met another girl, and that he soon would marry her because, according to him, that would be what she would have liked: that he went on with his life.

The end.

Published on December 28th, 2014.