Wednesday, March 20, 2013

273 - Drought.

Two worried country men were talking:
"This drought has been eternal, yo!"
"Yeah, if it doesn't rain soon,we'll lose all the crops."
"And I've heard that a swarm of moths is heading toward here from the north."
"Just what we needed! We're doomed!"
"Yeah, well, but at least it couldn't get any worse, could it?"
And when the country man said this, both of them shared a quick glance into each other eyes and looked up to the sky... Maybe?.. But not, the sky was clear and without any rainy cloud on it.

The end.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

272 - Feeling smallness.

When the ant came out of the anthill, it looked up to the sky and felt small, so small like a particle of dust in the vast universe; a few seconds later, the foot of an distracted human being who was looking up to the sky and feeling the same, stomp over the ant and killed it.

The end.

Monday, March 18, 2013

271 - The sacrifice.

Drops of blood fell from the table where the dead body of the 16 years old virgin girl was laying, filling the duct which lead it to the stone that kept the God sealed, and fulfilling the tribute needed to bring it back to this world.

When the blood touched the stone, it broke into two pieces and a dark large shadow with red eyes emerged from it; but it was very weak, because the sacrifice hadn't been enough, so it killed the six people who had gathered together to bring it back to life in order to regain its strength.

Once all its power was back, it came to the table where the dead girl was lying, pulled the dagger out of her chest, and with a deep kiss it bring the girl back to life, whom, as soon as she opened her eyes, threw her arms around it and said:

"Honey! I was so scared, for a moment I thought that those six douchebags had ruined everything!"

The end.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

270 - The Godfather.

After the dinner with the Godfather, and his fellas, a napkin with the amount of money I would have to pay to get rid of my enemy was passed to me before the bill came in.

The end.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

269 - The last human on earth.

The day that everything comes to an end and just one human remain on earth, I just wish that human will be a misanthropic one, whom enjoy solitude; because I want him to realize sooner than later that philanthropy  is something innate in the humans beings.

Ha-ha, I can already hear him cry.

The end.

Friday, March 15, 2013

268 - The ugly duckling, Part II.

The ugly duckling spent most of his youth watching his reflection on the lake and waiting for him to become a beautiful swam; but as time past by, his look never changed; and even though he waited all his life to become a beautiful swam, his ugliness never left him, so at the end he died being an ugly duck.

The end.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

267 - The ugly duckling.

The ugly duckling made fun of  his brothers and bullied them because they were pretty ducklings, which meant, that unlike him, they would become regular ducks when they grew up.

The end.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

266 - The fairy-girl.

A girl visited the fairy land in her dreams, and there she found miles and miles of flowers field, where she played along with all her fairy friends; and before waking up, the Queen of the Fairies gave her a pair of beautiful wings so she could come back and play with the fairies any time she wanted.


Excited for her dream, the girl woke up ecstatic, and realized that the wings the Queen had given her, were still on her back, which meant that her dream had been real; but as soon as the Fairy-Girl came out to the world, the scientists took her away and locked her in a lab to study her, so the Fairy-Girl became very sad, because she couldn't come back to the fairy land to play with her fairy friends, whom were waiting for her with knifes and forks on their hands, ready to satisfy their needs of human flesh.

The end.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

254 - The grandpa.

"So... What do you say little buddy? are you ready to listen how Cinderella story ends?"
"No, daddy, let's start a new story tonight, I already heard how Cinderella story ends."
"But, how? If I worked 'till  very late last night, and when I came home you were sleeping already."
"Yep, but since you never arrived and I couldn't sleep without listening to one of your stories, grandpa came and finished Cinderella story for you."
"Grandpa?!!"
"Yep, he came floating through the window, sat down right there where you are sitting now, finished the story and then he disappeared... Why are crying daddy?!... Aren't you going to tell me a story?!"

The end.

Monday, March 11, 2013

264 - From the eggshell.

While his mother was hatching him, he overheard all the problems of the world: misery, starvation, corruption, global warming, etc; so he decided not to come out of his eggshell and live inside his own little world, free of any worrying thought, and under the protection of his mother.

The end.