599 - Rules were meant to be broken.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?!"

"I'm just picking up this cookie I drop a moment ago."

"I see, but you can't do that, you dropped that cookie like ten seconds ago, and you know the rule..." but before I had finished talking, he had already eaten the cookie.

The end.

Published on September 21st, 2012.

598 - The shy Prince.

"Wait, wait, wait! Before you kiss me, could you please bring me some clothes? because when I turn back into a human, I'll be naked and I don't want you to see me like that at least until our wedding night" said the frog, ashamed, to the Princess.

The end.

Published on September 20th, 2012. 

597 - February 17th 1978: the day it snowed on the Sahara.

"And if you lose, you would have to make it snow in the Sahara" said Father Time to Mother Nature.

The end.

Published on September 18th, 2012.

596 - A marriage full of lies.

A few weeks later they had signed the divorce papers, she decided to sell the engagement ring her ex-husband had given to her; but when she went to the jewelry store and there they told her that the diamond on her ring was fake, she was not surprised at all.

The end.

Published on September 17th, 2012.

595 - One knows when it's not true love.

"How come you broke up with your boyfriend?"

"Yeah, I found out he wasn't my true love."

"What? How? You two were perfect for each other! How could you know that?"

"I just know, you see, the other day when we were talking on the phone and I had to go I said goodbye to him and he told me 'bye!' but he didn't hang up, so neither did I; then he told me 'you hang up' and I told him, 'no, you hang up' and out of the sudden he hung up, so I called him back immediately and told him 'we are over!' and since then he has been calling me and texting me but I haven't answered his calls nor texts, I don't want to know anything bout him anymore!"

The end.

Published on September 15th, 2012.

594 - The price of saving a life.

The ambulance was insane, going at a high speed with its siren on; making all the cars in front of it move throw themselves to a side of the street to give her way, inside the ambulance was a man about to die, and behind, it had left a few already dead ones due to all the cars crashes it had induced.

The end.

Published on September 13th, 2012.

593 - The test of the sensei.

There was once a Great Sensei who was famous for training the best  fighters of martial arts, and because of that, everyone wanted to be trained by him; but very few mothers passed the test of the Sensei to admit their children into his academy; because he thought that to be a great fighter of martial arts, one must have the attitude for it even before being born.

"And, tell me Mrs, how was your child when he was in your belly? Calmed? Or did he kick a lot?"

The end.

Published on September 13th, 2012.

592 - Just a little bit dizzy.

"Are you alright?"

"Yes, yeah, I'm fine... I'm just a little bit dizzy" He answered as he counted 15 fingers in the hand that was right in front of his eyes.

The end.

Published on September 11th, 2012.

591 - The golden shower.

In her home, she had a golden bathroom, where everything was made of gold, the shower, the toilet, everything; so every time she had stayed out, and she would have to take a shower in a regular bathroom, she would say, sadly, "I wish I could have my golden shower" ignoring the fact that that she had just said had made all the vicious man look kinkily at her.

The end.

Published on September 9th, 2012.

590 - The hacker.

Since he couldn't crack the computer, he smashed it to pieces with a hammer.

The end.

Published on September 5th, 2012.