133 - Breaking news.

Everybody was waiting for the eleven o'clock newscast to hear the breaking news, but what newsman gave to their public wasn't the breaking news, because new breaking news were happening as the newsman was reporting.

The end.

Published on May 13th, 2011.

132 - The king's censorship.

The commoners, not knowing the new rule imposed by the king, weren't pleasantly surprised when they bought their favourite 18+ Magazines and found the face of their king censoring all the inappropriate parts of the models in the magazine they wished to see the most.

The end.

Published on May 12th, 2011.

131 - The fall of the cow.

When the humans fall on their knees to praise a God, just like the cows when they fall, they're unable to get back on their feet and continue with their lives on their own.

The end.

Published on May 11th, 2011.

130 - The red ball.

The red ball was my son's favorite ball, He always played with it day and night, under the sun or under the rain, in the park or in the house: How I hate that God damned ball! Because even though all the moments of joy it gave to my beloved son, I'll never forget the day it decided to stop right in front of that moving truck.

The end.

Published on May 10th, 2011.

129 - Life project.

"Are you done yet?"

"Yeah..."

"And what are you going to do now?"

"Do you think that if I knew that I'd still be lying on the couch?"

The end.

Published on May 9th, 2011.

128 - In mother's day.

The little caterpillar came out of his hiding spot because he wanted to surprise his mother by giving her the biggest leaf of the tree where they lived, so he climbed and climbed until he finally reached the top of the tree, cut the leaf and when he was about to start go down the tree he was attacked by a bird, a young bird that was very happy because he had found the perfect gift for his mother.

The end.

Published on May 8th, 2011.

127 - Social Web-Sites.

Spiders set special Sites in their Spider-Webs to keep in touch with their relatives and friends, which brings problems, gossiping and misunderstandings; but just as the humans, that's what spiders live for.

The end.

Published on May 7th, 2011.

126 - The snail race.

And by the time the snails reached the finish line, the trace of slime they had left on the start line was already dried.

The end.

Published on May 6th, 2011.

125 - A not so very prodigal son.

His father decided to erase him from his will right before his death.

The end.

Published on May 5th, 2011.

123 - The exorcism.

A thousand of prayers were prayed for him, a hand was set upon his head by the priest, holy water was spread over his body and a cross was put over his chest even though he didn't vomit any green stuff, nor try to desecrated a crucifix, nor his head rotated 360 degrees over his neck, because it wasn't a demon that was inside his body, but a very quick mind that was attacking his feelings.

The end.

Published on May 3rd, 2011.