384 - @ the classroom.

Time 13:05 hours:

"The second world war... 1939... Europa... Nazis... United States... Hiroshima... 1945..."

Time 13:10 hours:

The students think: "This class is so boring and eternal! It felt like years ago since I check the time and it's only been five minutes."

The teacher thinks: "My God! I feel  I've talking, and talking, and talking for hours and it's only been five minutes, will I ever finish this class?!"

The end.

Published on October 11th, 2011.

283 - While the Past was committing suicide.

The Future was running unstoppable, because the Present was approaching him, and it didn't want to get caught so fast.

The end.

Published on October 10th, 2011.

282 - The civilized specie.

"We are the civilized specie" they say, but they don't give water to the thirsty unless they've got something in return, they sell their dignity for drugs, sex and alcohol, they hate themselves and they cheat and kill each other without feeling any regrets.

Wow, that sure is civilized!

The end.

Published on October 9th, 2011.

281 - Jello.

As he eats his jello, he gently hits his big fat tummy, to see which one of the two stop its wobbling first.

The end.

Published on October 8th, 2011.

280 - The assault of the stingy Priest.

When the Priest counted the spare change that his followers had put on the alms basket, he felt insulted because of how little he got, so he designed a sinful plan to make his followers be more generous with the alms.

The next Sunday,when the Priest was reading out loud the word of the Lord, an armed and hooded man came in the church screaming "This is an assault!!!" and the Priest very calmed, told to his congregation:

"Brothers and sisters, please do not panic, and cooperate with this young man whose steps have been carried away of the Lord's path, remember that our lives are more valuable than any other material good we may have, and also remember that God knows what he does, and maybe in the near future we will regain and multiply everything that we are going to lose today to this young thief."

The end.

Published on October 7th, 2011.

279 - When autumn arrived.

It wasn't until the last day of summer that the last bud of the tree bloomed into the most beautiful flower, so all the other flowers and leafs rejoiced and party all night long because of the blooming of the last bud, therefore the next day, tired and hangover, all the flowers and leafs of the tree lost their colors and started to fall down of it, one by one.

The end.

Published on October 6th, 2011.

278 - The battery toy.

The little boy played, and played, and played with the battery toy until its lights fade away and it batteries drained. Now, the battery toy has been laying unused in the corner of the little boy's room for weeks, months and maybe years.

The end.

Published on October 5th, 2011.

277 - The rock on the road.

Everyday he walked for the same old road and tripped with a rock which were lying in the middle of the road; but since he always was in a rush, he never stopped for a minute to move the rock out of the road, nor even tried to dodge it, so he kept tripping on the rock every time he walked for the road.

One day, when he tripped on the rock, he lost his balance and fell flat on the pavement, fracturing his skull and dying instantly; the rock which had seen everything what happened, laughed out loud, and moved a little to right, to see if it could make the women with pink stilettos who always passed by its side trip on it too.

The end.

Published on October 4th, 2011.

276 - The new King.

After the King's death, the Princess announced that she would marry the man who win a challenge that she would reveal in the following days, so that he would become the new King.

All the knights, peasants, and countryman of the land, took their swords and started to train right away, excited for a possible combat which would show who was the stronger man of the village.

The day of the challenge, all the knights, peasants and countryman were using their finest armor, and their swords were so sharp that they could cut the wind; but all the training, armor and swords didn't help them at all, because when the Princess announced from her balcony, that the challenge will measure their intelligence, only the Erudite of the land smiled under his filthy robe.

The end.

Published on October 3rd, 2011.

275 - Designated driver.

He, the designated driver, only drank a couple of beers and enjoyed the party more than everyone else, because the following morning, he made fun of all the crazy stuff his friends had done while they were drunk and that now they didn't even remember.

The end.

Published on October 2nd, 2011.