"...On my first day of school, the new weird kid sat by my side at the cafeteria and asked me:
"What do you have in you bag?"So did we, and we discovered that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich was the perfect combination of the salty peanut butter and the sweet jelly, and since that day on we exchanged an slice of our sandwiches everyday, and soon enough we realized that he and me were also the perfect combination, just like our sandwiches.
"A peanut butter sandwich, and you?"
"A jelly sandwich... How would like to trade a slice?"
"Uh?"
"I mean, you give me a slice of your peanut butter sandwich and I give you one slice of my jelly sandwich, so we both have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
And that's how I met your father."
The end.
