"Hi! I want you to meet a friend." - The pitcher throws the ball.
"Thanks, but no thanks, I'm not interested" - Strike one!
"C'mon give him a chance, you don't even know him yet" - The pitcher throws it again.
"No, thank you, I don't have time" - Strike two!
"Don't be like that, he is a very handsome guy and he will pay for everything on the date." - The pitcher throws the ball for the third time.
"Well, okay, make him pick me up on Friday at seven." - HIT!
Two years later the wedding bells announced the Home Run in the ninth inning of the game.
The end.