Due to the complains of his wife because he always left the toilet seat up; he started peeing sitting.
Due tot he complains of his wife because he never helped in the kitchen; he started cocking everyday.
Due to the complains of his wife because he never clean the house; he started sweeping and weeping the floor regularly.
Due to the feminine his husband had become, she left him for a real Macho, whom splashed all the toilet seat with his pee, whom didn't even know how to make a sandwich and whom always left his dirty clothes all over the house.
The end.
