I lighted up my cigarette while I waited for my therapist to arrive; and when he finally came in, he gave me a disapproval look when he noticed I was smoking and told me:
"Smoking is a long term suicide."
I, very happy for the comment he had just made because it would take us straight to the point, answered him with a big smile in my face:
"I know, and that's the reason why I've come to see you."
The end.