464 - The mysterious marble.

While I was reading, I heard, again, a the sound of a marble drop and round on the top floor of the building I live in;  and mad, because this happened very often, I put my slippers and went to the top floor to complain with the neighbor I had never met before.

After knocking the door several times, an old lady, half sleep came out and  looked surprised to see me on her doorstep;  after explaining why I had came to visit her, she told that she wasn't the one who was dropping the marble on the building, and that she was as annoyed as I was with that, so we both decided to go the next floor and complain with the next neighbor; but to our surprise he wasn't the one dropping the marble neither.

So, he joined us when we went to the next floor, and so we went on and on, trying to find the one who was the one dropping the marble on the floor, until we, the 26 owners of the apartments of the building, reached the last floor, and to our surprise we discovered that the last apartment on the top of the building was unoccupied.

The end.

Published on April 13th, 2012.

463 - The nightmare.

He pinched himself, again and again, to see if he woke up, safe and sound, on his comfy bed.

The end.

Published on April 12th, 2012.

462 - The ugly teddy bear.

From the moment he was sewed, a couple of years ago, he has been sitting on the same place of its shelf where he is being show for sale, seeing how thousands of kids had chosen to take back home other teddy bears that were prettier than him. All this made him wish to have life and being able to move so that he could burn all those pretty teddy bears and kill all those children and adults who had look down on him, in one moment or another, on his stay at the toy store.

The end.

Published on April 11th, 2012.

461 - A gifted man.

"Here, take this..."
"Uh? What's this?"
"The card of the most reckoned gynecologist of the city."
"And why would you give..."
"Because when we're done, you're gonna need a vaginoplasty."

The end.

Published on April 10th, 2012.

460 - A sign from heaven.

While I was wondering hopelessly on the streets looking to the sky, asking the Lord to send me a sign that would give me hope and the will to continue with my live;  I saw it, a white dove was flying straight to me...

"Was it the sign I was asking for? Had the lord heard my pray?..."

With this on my mind I started to smile and to think that my life was about to change, and  that's when I felt on the top of my head the warm and slimy message that the white dove had brought me from heaven.

That was my sign.

The end.

Published on April 8th, 2012.

459 - A dangerous proposal.

And there she was, choking with the engagement ring he had hidden on her glass of champagne.

The end.

Published on April 8th, 2012.

458 - The poet.

He recited his verses out loud on the big and busy downtown, with a skull on his hand and sharing one or two tears once in while due to the memories his words brought back to him, he planned to change the world with his poems, touching, one by one, the hearts of the people who passed by; but sadly no one ever stopped to listen to him.

The end.

Published on April 7th, 2012.

457 - The Ninja Micro-Fiction.

The end.

Published on April 6th, 2012.

456 - The ride.

"Hi, gorgeous, can I give you a ride?"
"Where to..?"
"I don't know, wherever yo´re going."
"Well, actually, I'm on my way to hell..."
"Excelent! Get in, gorg, 'coz there's exactly where I'm heading."

The end.

Published on April 4th, 2012.

455 - Chained.

He wanted to go out and explore the world, but his smart-phone wasn't completely charged yet.

The end.

Published on April 4th, 2012.

454 - Keeping his promise.

"Let me go!"
"NO!"
"LET ME GO!" I repeated trying to get away from him.
"NO!" he answered "I promised I'd never let you go again!" he said holding to me tighter as our bodies started to catch fire.

The end.

Published on April 2nd, 2012.

453 - Manuela.

Manuela is the name I'm going to give to my daughter in honor to all those cold and long nights I spent before meeting my beloved wife.

The end.

Published on April 2nd, 2012. 

Based on Manuela definition by UrbanDictionary 

452 - The sacrifice or The savior of the harvest.

Unable to move, after he had his vertebral column broken, he wasn't able to feel his body nor any pain; but he got enough time to see his own heart give its lats beats on the hand of the priest that was holding it towards the sky before he ascended directly to world of the Gods.

The end.

Published on April 1st, 2012.

451 - The pawn.

It thought it was doing what it wanted to, and that it was moving across the board at his expenses, attacking the enemy's pawns and finally sacrificing itself because it was itself who had decided that way; and the idiot  never realized that it was my hand what was moving it all along.

The end.

Published on March 31st, 2012.

450 - Meanwhile in a third-world country.

"C'mon pretty boy, give the smartphone and your cash or I'l shoot ya!"
"He-he-here, take it all, but please, don't shoot..."
BAM!

The end.

Published on March 30th, 2012.

449 - Feelings at nap time.

"I want to take a nap and never wake up."
"Why?!"
"Because I always take my nap at this time."
"I wasn't asking why you wanted to take a nap, I was asking why you do not want to wake up anymore!"
"Oh! I want to go to sleep and never wake up because I'm tired, I'm tired of living, fighting, laughing and crying, I'm even tired of breathing."

The end.

Published on March 28th, 2012.

448 - Necromancy

After a few failed attempts, he could finally bring her back; and full of joy for having her again by his side, he hugged her, and kissed her hard, without even caring about her fetid flesh nor the white worms that were coming out of her mouth.

The end.

Published on March 27th, 2012.

447 - Love on a park's bench.

A: "I love coming to the park when its full of people..."
B: "I hate coming to the park when its full of people..."
A: "Listening to the kid's laugh, see the people exercise and jog pass me..."
B: "Listening to the screams of the lousy brats, see all those fat people trying to lose weight after they've been eating like a pig..."
A: "And what I love the most about coming to the park when its full of people is sitting by your side and hear you complain about every little thing you see."
B: "And what I hate most about coming to the park when its full of people is that you are distracted by every little thing you see when I want you all for me."

The end.

Published on March 26th, 2012.

446 - Gone with the water.

When he came out of the shower after a long and hard day at work; he felt his body fresh and relaxed, and his mind clear and uncluttered.

The end.

Published on March 26th, 2012.