I look over the border of the canoe and saw those fishes swimming underneath us, so I turned around to my guide, who was standing on the corner, leading the way with a long stick and asked him:
"So, you're saying me that if I fell from the canoe into the water, those fishes would eat me in a few seconds, no?"
"Yep" he answered me.
So when we were arriving to our destination and I noticed that I wouldn't need my guide anymore, I pushed him over the border of the canoe and saw how the piranhas ate him.
He had lied to me, the piranhas took longer than a few seconds to devour him, in fact, it took them around 5 minutes to eat the whole of him.
The end.
