I'm never gonna understand women, the other day I went out with my girlfriend to have some ice-cream, and when I asked her if she wanted something, she said she would have just a bottle of water because she was on a diet; I, instead, bought a big ice-cream made for two.
While I ate my ice-cream, she looked at me smiling, and I kept asking her if she wanted some to taste it, but she said no; once I finished eating my ice-cream the woman started to cry and told me between sobs:
"How could you eat that big ice-cream for two without me?"
And she left the ice-cream shop running without saying anything else.
The end.
