In a branch of a dried tree were two Condors watching how their dinner was dying of dehydration; and when it finally drop dead, the first condor spread its wings to flew over it to dine; but the second one stopped him and told him.
"Wait!"
"Why? I'm hungry!"
"He's just died, he's still too hot, if you ate it right now, you'll get a stomachache."
The end.