"WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING THERE?? RUN!!! CAN'T YOU FEEL IT'S TREMBLING??!!"
"Ye-e-e-eah!!! I know! Isn't this great? I've never been able to afford a massage chair, but not I can imagine that it must feel something like this" he said, clinging hard to the armrest of his regular wooden chair.
The end.