"Ewwgrh!"
"Wha wrong wit your human?"
"Ewwgrh, this human bra-in tassste like reelity-show an comercial musik."
"Waaanna trade? Mine taste like one of dose humans who read literature an thought a lot."
"Yes! I'd luv to! Me hate the tassste the stupid humans."
"You crazy! They is the bests! They so soft an easy to eat!"
The end.