324 - Seven Deadly Sins: Greed.

Unsatisfied with the income of the sales of his pianos, he also stared to sell his own organs.

The end.

Published on November 20th, 2011.

323 - Seven Deadly Sins: Wrath

"Hey! What's wrong?!"
"There was an stupid goddamned old lady in the mall who cut me in the line, treated me like sh*t and when I was about to put that wh*re in her place the security guard took me out of the mall, so I couldn't do anything of what I was supposed to do in the mall thanks to that stupid b*tch!!!!!"
"I see, but breathe, calm down!!"
"UUUUHHHGG!!! If only you'd seen her, she came with her smiley face and stood right in front of me in the line saying that I was too young, so I could wait longer that her, stupid old lady! Like if I didn't have any other things to do!!"
"And what did you do?"
"I couldn't do anything! When I was about to slap that sack of bones, she called the security guard!"
"Too bad."
"No, this is not settled, no, no, no, I know who that f*cking old lady is, I've seen her before, and the next time I see her, no one, I repeat, NO ONE, would save that b*tch from what I've planned to do her."

The end.

Published on November 19th, 2011.

322 - Seven Deadly Sins: Envy.

The whole time she was helping her step-mother to get dressed, she look at her with bitter and grim eyes, wishing she was the one standing where her step-mother was; and waiting for the arsenic to do its job soon, so she could finally become the new matron of the house.

The end.

Published on November 18th, 2011.

321 - Seven Deadly Sins: Gluttony.

Taking advantage of his youth and his fast metabolism, he ordered and extra piece of chocolate cake to go.

The end.

Published on November 17th, 2011.

320 - Seven Deadly Sins: Pride.

"... And after you finish your report, e-mail it to me"
" Noted. Nothing else?"
"Well, now that you mention it, yes, could you please make 50 copies of this memo and handle it to all the employees of the office?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Make 50 copies.."
"No, I heard you the first time, but I didn't go to college for five years to 'make copies' for that kind of job you have that secretary of yours whom couldn't even write properly."

The end.

Published on November 16th, 2011.

319 - Seven deathly sins: Sloth.

He kept watching a long and boring tv show for hours because the remote was a little bit further of his hand reach.

The end.

Published on November 15th, 2011.

318 - Seven deathly sins: Lust.

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317 - Peanut butter and Jelly.

"...On my first day of school, the new weird kid sat by my side at the cafeteria and asked me:

"What do you have in you bag?"
"A peanut butter sandwich, and you?"
"A jelly sandwich... How would like to trade a slice?"
"Uh?"
"I mean, you give me a slice of your peanut butter sandwich and I give you one slice of my jelly sandwich, so we both have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

So did we, and we discovered that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich was the perfect combination of the salty peanut butter and the sweet jelly, and since that day on we exchanged an slice of our sandwiches everyday,  and soon enough we realized that he and me were also the perfect combination, just like our sandwiches.
And that's how I met your father."

The end.

Published on November 13th, 2011.

316 - The lost man.

In order to not arrive late to his very important appointment, he came out of his house two hours early, and went to the bus station to wait for the right bus which would take him to his appointment place, but even though he waited and waited, his bus never came, so he lost his appointment, poor soul, if only he would have known that he was waiting in the wrong bus station and that the right one was just across the street.

The end.

Published on November 12th, 2011.

315 - 11/11/11 at 11:11 .

He had been the checking the clock the whole day, waiting for it to mark 11:11 to make his wish, but he lost his chance because at 11:10 something happened that called his attention, and when check at the hour again it was already 11:12.

The end.

Published on November 11th, 2011.