671 - The test: Positive.

When the nurse called my name and gave me the sealed envelope, I opened it with shaking hands, and I shocked when I saw the results:

"Positive."

Positive... Positive... It cannot be, no, it cannot be, how is it possible that this is happening to me? What is going to happen with my life? God, it was only one time! And now what am I to do? How do I tell my parents?

The end.

Published on April 10th, 2013.

670 - Heaven in modern times.

Ever since Saint Peter bought a computer, the long queues to get into Heaven are now shorter, because with just a click, Saint Peter can check the internet history of the souls who wants to get into Heaven and send them to Hell.

The end.

Published on April 8th, 2013.

669 - A closed door conversation.

*Cling, crash!

When they heard the sound, they shut up instantly, and when they opened the door to see what have happened, they only found, in the empty hallway,  the broken pieces of a glass cup.

The end

Published on April 6th, 2013.

668 - In times of war.

"Hahahahaha"

A laugh was heard in the distance, and everyone was surprised that there were still someone who could be able to laugh despite everything they were going through.

The end.

Published on April 5th, 2013.

667 - The eternal rest.

He: Honey, I'm so tired, I'm going to take a little rest before dinner, could you let me know when is ready? Couldn't you?
She: Okay, honey, I'd let you know.

...

She: Honey, dinner is ready!
She: Honey, come down to eat!!!
She: Honey?
She: Honey, dinner is ready already!!!!
She: Honey?
She: Honey, wake up, dinner is ready!!!
She: Honey!!!!
She: HONEY... NO... WHY???!!!

The end.

Published on April 3rd, 2013.

666 - The beast.

Once upon a time, there was an small town that lived under the fear of  a terrible beast that hide in a cave of one of the mountains nearby.

One day, a brave young man decided to go kill the beast; but when he entered the cave where it lived, he didn't find anything but an white goat sleeping soundly; and, worried for the animal to be kill in the return of the beast, the young man took the goat with him back to the small town.

That night, the beast attacked the small town and killed, bloodily, everyone, but the young man, who, when he woke up the following morning, found the white goat covered in stains of blood and sleeping soundly.

The end.

Published on April 1st, 2013.

665 - Love at second sight.

And when I put on my glasses and I could see her better, I fell in love immediately.

The end.

Published on March 30th, 2013.

664 - Like mother, like daughter.

Eve was seeing the new priest of the Church in the same way her ancestress saw the apple tree in the Eden.

The end.

Published on March 22nd, 2013.

663 - The diabolic lawyer.

There was one lawyer that was so good doing his work, that everybody called him the diabolic lawyer; because he always found a way to win all the cases that showed up to him.

"I'm so good because I had a good teacher" he said every time he won a case, remembering the wise words of his great teacher, who had taught him how to win all the cases by saying: "Winning a case is like doing that the wishes the humans make when they sell me their souls came out totally wrong..."

The end.

Published on March 3rd, 2013.

662 - The first and last vacations of Saint Peter.

In order that Saint Peter could be able to take his vacations, the Devil, very kindly, offered his dear Cerberus to God so it could cover the place of Saint Peter while he was vacationing; but during that time, not one soul else passed through the gates of Heaven; not because Cerberus were doing bad his job, but because everyone was preferring to go to Hell when they saw such horrible dog guarding the gates of Heaven.

The end.

Published on March 18th, 2013.