There was one lawyer that was so good doing his work, that everybody called him the diabolic lawyer; because he always found a way to win all the cases that showed up to him.
"I'm so good because I had a good teacher" he said every time he won a case, remembering the wise words of his great teacher, who had taught him how to win all the cases by saying: "Winning a case is like doing that the wishes the humans make when they sell me their souls came out totally wrong..."
The end.