If you knew my wife, you would think, just as everyone else who knows her, that she is the sweetest and most adorable of all, and that she wouldn't even be able to kill a fly; and well, I cannot complain that people think that of her, because, my wife is really adorable and charming, until she sees me talking to another woman, then everything turns ugly, very ugly, so ugly that I have, even, lost the count of how many corpses we have buried in the back garden of our house.
The end.
