In the middle of the ocean, a castaway yelled to heaven:
"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, GOD? WHY? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I KNOW THAT YOU ARE UP THERE, WATCHING ME, TESTING ME; BUT GOD, PLEASE, HELP ME, I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
Meanwhile in the heaven:
"TAKE TWO CARDS! YOU DIDN'T SAY UNO!" Said God to the Devil.
"I said it! You didn't hear me!"
"No! You didn't say it, take two cards!"
"But, but..."
"But, nothing, don't try to cheat again, take two cards and continue playing."
The end.
