259 - What you did the last summer.

While he was listening to the first class of the new school term, worrying thoughts invaded his mind, he hadn't erased the internet browsing history of his computer.

The end.

Published on September 16th, 2011.

258 - The last dance.

When the record-player played the music, she stood up from her armchair and started to dance with each and everyone of the ghost of her past loves in the solitude of her study.

The end.

Published on September 16th, 2011.

257 - The race of the flames.

In the meadow, the flames were racing at full speed, the first one to reach the woods would be the winner and would become King of Flames; luckily, all the flames lost the race, because the firefighters arrived just in time to prevent the biggest wildfire of all times.

The end.

Published on September 15th, 2011.

256 - Friday the 13th.

The unluckiest man of the world was afraid of this day to come, because if he already had bad luck in a regular basis, he didn't want to imagine what would happen to him in a Friday the 13th, so he tried to keep all the black cats away from him, not to break any mirror glass and nor to step on any crack.

That day, the roles swap, and instead of having bad luck, the unluckiest man of the world had a lucky day for the first time in his life, so he got a promotion on his job, scheduled a date with a pretty girl and he even found random money on the street.

But as soon as the Friday the 13th ended, and Saturday the 14th arrived, everything went back to normal, and the company where the unluckiest man of the world worked, bankrupted; the pretty girl never arrived to their date; and the money he had found,  was false, so he ended behind the bars, paying for a crime he hadn't committed.

The end.

Published on September 13th, 2011.

255 - Plastic surgery.

"Doctor, I wanna be pretty, that's why I've come here, because I want you to make me a Liposuction, a nose job, a boob job, and I also want you to stir my skin so I don't have wrinkles anymore."
"I can easily do all you've asked for, lady, but I am very sorry to tell you that after all those surgeries, you'll still be ugly."
"But, why? What are you talking about, doc? If you did all I ask for, I'll have a perfect body! I'll be prettiest girl in the world!"
"I'm sorry, lady, but the only surgery you need to be pretty is a Lobotomy."

The end.

Published on September 12th, 2011.

254 - The last days of Cupid.

I found a very peculiar hobo in the streets of NYC, he had a pair of plucked wings, was wearing diapers and  was holding in his hands a bow and a piece of paper that had written on it "Love is over, unemployed"  and before such sad situation, I approached the guy and dropped some change I had in my pockets in the hat he had in front of him, and as I did so,  he looked at me, surprised by the act of charity I had just made, and told me:
"Love soon will come to your life"
"Thank you very much for your wishes, sir" I said "but my heart has been broken so many times that I no longer believe in that what you call love."
And when I spoke those horrible words, I saw the hobo die in front of me, victim of an heart attack.

The end.

Published on September 11th, 2011.

253 - The girl with the blue ribbon.

The girl with the blue ribbon was crying and crying unstoppable, and even though everybody tried to calm her down, anybody could make her stop crying, because nobody knew that pink was the favorite color of that girl who couldn't stop crying.

The end.

Published on September 10th, 2011.

252 - Predictions.

"Hi! Excuse me, I came in because of the ad, is it true that you can predict the future?"
"Of course I can! Come in, here, have a sit, give me your hand, close your eyes and relax."
...
"Mmnnn, mmnnn, mmnnn..."
"So? Do you see anything?"
"Yes, I see money, I see money in your near future, lots of it, you'll handle a lot of money in the future"
And very excited for my future wealth, I gave the witch all the money I had on my pockets and went home to wait for the future to come.

Weeks later, I found a new job as a cashier on a very famous bank, the witch predicted my future well, but I had misunderstood it.

The end.

.Published on September 9th, 2011.

251 - The second generation of humans.

Sarah, a girl from the future, felt pity for the humans who had created her, because they were so unable of doing things and understanding the new technologies, that she found them annoying and hated them.

What Sarah liked, was to spend time with the other cyborg kids like her, which whom she could transferred music, photos, knowledge and thoughts just by connecting to them by a Bluetooth device, she had adapted into her body.

The end.

Published on September 8th, 2011. 

250 - Expectations.

When I was a little boy I always imagined that having a beard and shaving it off would be fun, but now that I've grown up I realized how annoying it is to be an slave of the shaving foam; the same thing happened to me when I got my first job, when I got married, when I had children, and now I am wondering if it is going happen once I'm dead.

The end.

Published on September 7th, 2011.