"Hi! Excuse me, I came in because of the ad, is it true that you can predict the future?"
"Of course I can! Come in, here, have a sit, give me your hand, close your eyes and relax."
...
"Mmnnn, mmnnn, mmnnn..."
"So? Do you see anything?"
"Yes, I see money, I see money in your near future, lots of it, you'll handle a lot of money in the future"
And very excited for my future wealth, I gave the witch all the money I had on my pockets and went home to wait for the future to come.
Weeks later, I found a new job as a cashier on a very famous bank, the witch predicted my future well, but I had misunderstood it.
The end.
