"Let's go! This, we need to celebrate it with a couple of drinks"
And I, being the dumb-ass I am, followed him to the dirtiest and cheapest bar we found, I kept my word and only drank a couple of beers, but my friend, instead, well, I've already lost the count; I wanna go home, but this man just don't stop talking, he has more problems than a math book; what silly of me to think that we had come here to celebrate my triumph.
The end.