He set the table very calmly, and step by step put everything in the right place: the knife, the fork, the saw, the maul and a pair of scissors.
He, then, sat at the table, tied the napkin around his neck, smiled, and said to his victim, which was laying gagged upon the table:
"Don't look at me with those puppy eyes, 'coz they just make you look more delicious than you already look."
The end.
