"So, what do you see?" ask the client.
"Nothing."
"How come you see nothing?" demanded the client.
"I'm sorry" answered the witch, worried "but the crystal ball just doesn't show me nothing in your future..."
"You are nothing but a great fake, rip off!" screamed the client, furious, and without letting the witch finish her sentence, she stood up and left the tent.
The next day, the witch read, sadly, the obituary of her client in the morning newspaper. The crystal ball never fails.
The end.
